Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Back in the Saddle

As readers with excellent memory for the detail of other people's sex lives will know, it's been a while (a good five weeks) since our last sex date.

Well, my Big Dude announced his intention to revive them this week and then followed through and initiated last night. I wanted to say, "Who are you and what have you done with my man?"

I thought it best to start slow and low-key, but there were three lovely oral orgasms for me and one slow, relaxing hand job for him.

I think he really enjoyed that hand job. Personally, I think the handjob is a much-underrated art. From what I read on some male blogs, perhaps all women, on the commencement of their relationships, should be given a few tips like (1) Use both hands, (2) Plenty of moisturiser and (3) Throw in lots of sighs and heavy breathing and other signs that you are enjoying yourself. It would definitely beat all those platitudes about the importance of great communication. If wonder if a man has yet been born who leaves a woman with a glow of satisfaction, saying "That was a great... conversation!"

8 Comments:

Blogger Brown Eyed Chap said...

...and (4) Smile when you're doing it.

And with regards to your last sentence - LMFAO.

Glad you both had a nice time!

12:13 AM  
Blogger Lickety Split said...

can't emphasize the sigh enough...

Well done Emily.

7:07 AM  
Blogger 2amsomewhere said...

(5) If you refuse to give handjobs because the thought of touching your man's penis is as disturbing as touching scar tissue, go see a therapist, or plan on being very lonely.

(6) If you're looking for new things to try, pay a visit to http://handjobadvice.com/. The videos are tastefully done with props. (hat tip to Anais for that link)

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2amsomewhere

7:14 AM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

Hey, we have lots of great conversations!

;)

7:15 AM  
Blogger Digger Jones said...

Heh! I really need to get my writing mojo back to recapture stuff like that again! And the other guys here are giving advice worthy of a Cosmo article.

Handjobs really are underrated, else those massage places offering happy endings would all go bankrupt!

D.

11:30 AM  
Blogger FTN said...

Hmm. All three tips you gave would definitely be MUCH appreciated, and add a great deal of value to said handjob.

How exactly do I bring this up to my wife? An anonymous phone call?

1:48 PM  
Blogger LBP said...

Holy shit it's hot in here...

8:49 AM  
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