Friday, October 13, 2006

For Sale

One vagina, hardly used.

Excellent condition. Good suspension. Very low mileage, especially lately.

Previous owner a mature gentleman in poor health unable even to drive it to church on Sundays.


Blogger C-Marie said...

OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE IT!! Even tho' I am totally sympathetic...and I understand completely - Tears are rolling down my face due to laughing hysterically and also knowing the reality of it is so true - so true.

Hugs to you!
Maybe we could have a 2 for the price of one sale?

9:40 AM  
Blogger Lady Let said...

Hey Emily,

how can you possibly put for sale such a precious thing!!!
Never ever!!!

There has to be a better solution, errrr... let's hope Father Xmas have a nice surprise for you this year, I know, I know, but it is only a couple of months to go...

Stay strong woman! ;)


11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make that 3 for 1 and I bet we get some might appealing offers.

11:42 AM  
Blogger FTN said...

Ma'am? How much are ya askin' for tha there vaginey?

Did I hear 3-for-1? Oh my.

[Tentatively flips through wallet...]

12:32 PM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

Uh . . . 3-for-1? . . . Oh, my . . . uh. . . (wiping brow with handkerchief). . . did it suddenly get hot in here? . . .

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Rosie said...

That was quite cute and clever. But, no please, no selling yourself short. Demand top dollar or rather the most attentive attention.

1:40 PM  
Blogger shattered said...

I am with c-marie.

I feel for you honey! But I am laughing after reading your post.

Big Hugs!!!

3:08 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

For Sale - one cock, hardly used. Excellent condition. No rust. Good suspension (as well as high octane thrust). Very low mileage, especially lately. Previous owner a middle aged lady who'se given up driving - anywhere. Available for winter storage with a hardly used vagina. No reasonable offers refused! To be seen is to be believed! Don't delay! (evil grin)

4:10 PM  
Blogger LePhare said...

Surely you've missed 'One careful owner' and 'F.S.H', full service history?

I think there are a few parts of my body that still have lots of trouble free motoring in them.

4:35 PM  
Blogger Emily said...

FTN and Desmond - I reckon the three of us are definitely a bargain at any price, although certainly we would be a handful! I wonder what kind of man would be up to the challenge...

Rob - Oooh, Rob, say "high octane thrusting" again. I was enjoying that! :-)

LePhare - I must admit that mine has had more than one owner and the FSH might show a few dubious episodes. But trouble free motoring sounds good. Anyone up for a Sunday drive?

5:04 PM  
Blogger flutterby said...

*spazzy girl voice*

You know, this is just a rumor, but I heard from this girl who, like, knows this girl who works for, like this guy... and if the goods are parked in the garage long enough without being used, we can, like, totally ask virgin pricing. Kewl!

yeah... I think that some of us girls could be pretty pricey...

I might be out-priced in my market.

9:25 PM  
Blogger oldbear said...

Ouch! Um, Sorry. Poor you!!

It was very funny though.

Poor Big dude too.

10:02 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

Emily - "high octane thrusting" again.

(evil grin)

3:41 AM  
Blogger Fiona said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh thank you for the laugh, I needed it.

I've got one of those as well!!! I'm surprised the damn thing hasn't closed up from lack of use.

8:12 PM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

Although, I admit, I'm, uh, intrigued as to what 'driving it to church' might entail. . .

10:13 AM  

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